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Post by Sfeir Jahangir Zsharri on Jun 2, 2007 15:43:59 GMT
Welcome to the "What would Ardashir† say?" thread. This idea was devised by myself and the Khan as a good way to keep Ardashir Osmani's † legacy alive and to have a bit of fun. The idea is to point out any happening - real life or micronational - that would upset our former benevolent leader, and at the same time to have a laugh and reminisce about old times.
So let the Ardashiring† begin!
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Post by Sahib Jahandar Khan on Jun 2, 2007 15:45:54 GMT
I think we can all imagine what Ardashir would say about the current Matbaic war. His thoughts would be "Why are we fighting again?""How can we do something with originality and maliciousness" and he would kill me for fighting for matbaa.
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Post by Sfeir Jahangir Zsharri on Jun 2, 2007 15:48:43 GMT
Ha. He'd probably also get a bit grumpy about the name. It's a rip of the "War of Mondesian Liberation" which he fought in way back when (you see it's called the War of Matbaic Liberation). And I agree, he would mutilate you for fighting for Matbaa, and then have your body parts serve time in the Salt Mines.
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Post by Sahib Jahandar Khan on Jun 2, 2007 15:51:34 GMT
He would see the sense in the sacrefice i think, it is afterall for the good of all micronationalism to fight lovely
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Post by Sfeir Jahangir Zsharri on Jun 2, 2007 15:54:06 GMT
This is true. I'm sure your body parts would have a lenient scentence, for fighting against Lovely and for previous good behaviour... about 1750 years should do it.
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Post by Sahib Jahandar Khan on Jun 2, 2007 15:57:23 GMT
Ardashir was fond of his salt mines (peace be upon him) he would no doubt of loved the chance to get a few lovelyites down there to swell the numbers.
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Post by Sfeir Jahangir Zsharri on Jun 2, 2007 16:00:35 GMT
Indeed. I hear the Western Mine completely collapsed earlier this year, they need fresh slaves to dig through the rubble to reach the former miners (the only sustenance they'll be getting for a while), and to begin digging once more for the precious salt.
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Post by Sahib Jahandar Khan on Jun 2, 2007 16:01:59 GMT
I wonder what Ardashir does with all that salt, salts the bodies of his enemies to preserve them?
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Post by Sfeir Jahangir Zsharri on Jun 2, 2007 16:03:46 GMT
Either that or we know how Ardashir † finally died - heart attack. Approximately 80% of his diet would have been salt, judging on the amount of salt coming from the mines.
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Post by Sahib Jahandar Khan on Jun 2, 2007 16:09:53 GMT
In the spirit of the thread, i believe Ardashir † would of come back at you from that post and humiliated you infront of everyone ending in a " " emoticon
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Post by Sfeir Jahangir Zsharri on Jun 2, 2007 16:11:42 GMT
Ah, so true. It is as if the Great Khan † were here right now!
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Post by Sahib Jahandar Khan on Jun 2, 2007 16:39:40 GMT
Yes, peace be upon Ardashir's † evil, evil soul. Moving on, i think he would be angry that his last wishes were ignored
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Post by Sfeir Jahangir Zsharri on Jun 2, 2007 21:20:38 GMT
By the way I think Ardashir † would most solemnly approve of the poster you've been placing everywhere.
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Post by Sahib Jahandar Khan on Jun 2, 2007 22:22:39 GMT
I hope so, wait till you see the Ardashir† video
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Post by Sahib Jahandar Khan on Jun 2, 2007 22:41:02 GMT
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